justforthedead:

justforthedead:

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

curlicuecal:

legsdemandias:

legsdemandias:

Im not a parent, but I know that so many issues with kids misbehaving could be solved by giving them a simple task to complete instead of just yelling “stop” until they cry

Over the summer I went to an art museum with my S/O and their son (age 10). The son wasn’t as engaged as we’d hoped, but also we probably should have known. 

He whined about and my S/O said “we went to legoland for you, this is for us adults” which is fine, but that didn’t stop him from whining about. 

Immediately jumping into teacher mode, I pulled out my notebook and a pen and I said “hey, every time we stop to look at a painting for a while, I want you to draw it.” He didn’t draw a single picture. I showed him how to do it, still didn’t draw a single picture…but he also stopped whining. He couldn’t complete the task, but his focus was taken away from “I don’t want to be here” and was transferred to “what does this image look like? how can i draw this”

It doesn’t always work, but it teaches kid to channel energy and focus instead of wondering what “stop” means. Because “stop” really means “do something else”. 

for some reason your icon being a knife gave me the really strong impression you were telling me all this information at knifepoint

wizardshark:

quasi-normalcy:

writing-prompt-s:

Mythical creatures exist, but they all like to take the form of humans, they do it so well that most of their own species wouldn’t be able to tell. One day your wife sits you down and explains that she is a dragon…you begin to worry about your secret stash of gold in the attic.

This sounds like the plot of a very, very low budget urban fantasy tv series. They give your wife contact lenses when she’s using her dragon powers. There’s a guy who’s supposed to be a Minotaur, but he’s just a hairy guy with a bull-head pendant. There’s a girl who’s supposed to be a mermaid but she’s just an aquafitness instructor or something.

Supernatural did that for 17 seasons

fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

The guy who just dropped off my doordash had a sweater on that said “if she sits on your face, she legally owns you…. Squatters rights and all that” in huge impact font

I mean I often suspect that doordash drivers are horny freaks but it’s nice to have confirmation

xenobotanist:

herpsandbirds:

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Greater Blue-eared Glossy-starling (Lamprotornis chalybaeus), family Sturnidae, Kruger National Park, South Africa

photograph by PanWoyteczek

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Truly a superb starling

(but not a Superb Starling, because that’s a different species)

jordanillustrates:

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🌿 🌹 🌱 🥬 ✨ // nasturtiums // gouache on hot press paper

afloweroutofstone:

Fun fact about the early Catholic church is that, despite spending generations being persecuted by the Roman empire, it took less than 15 years under Theodosius I to go from “the empire is Catholic now” to “and also every other religion is banned.” You can literally read St. Augustine move from “state religious persecution is unacceptable” to “state religious persecution is cool actually” over his lifetime as Catholicism came to power. I’m sure there’s no broader lessons to be learned there

bladeofavernus:

btw because i know a lot of ppl like this franchise, The Last of Us’ creator Neil Druckman is a straight up zionist who was donating to israel as recently as this month. he also has explicitly stated his inspiration for the second game in the franchise was inspired by his thirst for revenge on Palestinians. The whole second installment is, in his words, drawn upon the ‘israeli-palestinian conflict’. so like. maybe stop supporting him and this stupid franchise.

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fairuzfan:

fairuzfan:

There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.

I’m not saying this just for morale. I’m saying this as a reminder that the colonialist regime relies on your despair, uses it to further their propaganda. Once you lose hope, and tell everyone you lose hope, you are aiding the Zionist Entity.

Make it a point that you BELIEVE that Palestine will be free even in the face of genocide. Hope can halt genocide. Do not aid our oppressors.

vedurnan:

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

bloobluebloo:

What’s happening now in Palestine is unacceptable, but do not despair! That’s what they want! That’s why they cut off communications in Gaza! They want people to give up, they want people to believe wholeheartedly that nothing can be done so that they can continue with impunity and write history as they wish, to paint themselves as victors of a war that was never a war to begin with! Keep sharing and raising their voices, share the stories of the people, keep the story of Palestine alive! They hide behind their bombs and their chemical warfare and their western propaganda but they cannot silence the masses! They can only wish they had an ounce of the bravery the Palestinian people have, standing their ground against such an overwhelming force! May Palestine be free, from the river to the sea. May the eyes of cowards never sleep!